Way off topic, but I feel better, very full chan #cisco on freenode:
*** Mode for channel #cisco is "+tnc"
*** Channel #cisco was created at Sat Nov 25 22:42:42 2006
> i stabbeth thee and thy crappy split tunneling!
* unfy *stab* *stab* *stab*
*** unfy has left channel #cisco because ("*stab*")
yes, much better.