OK. I know the response(s) to this..... but I couldn't resist. My boss (VP) sent this to me. He got it from a contracting firm trying to sell us M$ CRM (crap)...... Humor(?) for the day..... http://news.com.com/2100-1016_3-5072973.html?tag=fd_top _________________________________________ Mac Petras Mac at PetrasWeb.com