[olug] ungrateful bastards

[neal rauhauser]

  So I get this intern type fellow who is hanging around my office and
he starts getting on my nerves because I like it quiet, so I arrange to
have him placed at one of my customers.

  No, not just any old arrangement, I get him an office next to this
nineteen year old with legs up to her chin, pendulous breasts, and big
blue eyes, he is going to get a nice laptop, hours are flexible, no
dress code to speak of, etc, etc, and the little shit up and quits. Can
you believe it? I mean really, I don't care if he is getting into some
stinky masters program after graduation and working for Lockheed, and
just what the hell is 'infosec', anyway?

 So, there you have it - I've been felt up, taken to the altar, and
instead of "I do" I find him whispering "do me" to some burned out line
manager at Lockheed.

 Once I get over being pissed about this I *might* have another intern
position open. Duties would include kissing my ass, PHP + Postgress
development, kissing my ass, FreeBSD administration, and possibly some
ass kissing. Sufficiently skilled ass kissers with extremely tender lips
may eventually be allowed to dust my extensive collection of Cisco
equipment. And no, you may not have the office next to Anna Kournikova's
twin - I'm keeping her for myself - anyone so wholesome looking just has
to be good babysitter material.




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