[OLUG] Microsoft promotes Ballmer - Jan. 13 , 2000
John Kennedy
jkennedy at orent.com
Thu Jan 13 22:44:00 UTC 2000
http://cgi.cnnfn.com/output/pfv/2000/01/13/technology/microsoft/
--
I sense much NT in you. NT leads to bluescreen, bluescreen leads to
downtime, downtime leads to suffering. NT is the path to the darkside.
Powerful UNIX is
- Jedi SysAdmin
What if Bill Gates got a penny each time a Windows computer crashed?
Oh, wait...he already does!
The first time Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck, is when
they start making vacuum cleaners.
If you need to point-and-click to administer a machine,
you have no business administering a machine.
"One World, one Web, one Program" - Microsoft promotional ad
"Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
A: One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric
information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven
Spielberg movie.
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